Your Favorite Little Sociopath

sousafemme:

One day I hope to have a relationship as strong as the one between not-Spanish-or-moss Spanish moss and deciduous California oak trees

ameriqan:

how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut

  • Me: *leaves room*
  • Family: whOaA????1????? ThE VAmPiRE HaS DAreD tO LeAVe iT's CaVE???????1???1??
  • Family: *mocks my weight*
  • Family: *mocks my interests*
  • Family: *mocks my friends*
  • Family: *mocks my feminist beliefs*
  • Me: *returns to room and vows to never leave again*
  • Family: but why doesn't she want to socialize with us????1????1?1?? Silly moody teenager